Public Place Woes

Public places. They're great! You don't have to pay anything to enjoy a public place, except for the entry fee (if there are any). A public place is the perfect place to hang out when you're broke, or if you don't want your friends trashing your house. However, sometimes the experience is ruined. How? Vandals.

Contrary to psychologists belief, no one really knows why vandals do what they do. Maybe its the cry for attention, or just some devilish nature, maybe itchy hands. Vandalism takes many forms. Many of us good citizens will be familiar with the work of a vandal. Graffiti on the walls, gum everywhere, broken stuff, excrement on the benches or any other place anyone would place a body part.

The public place is ruined because of vandalism. The public place becomes unsafe, unhygienic, and simply just plain unenjoyable. And there is nothing we can do to stop it. Catch one vandal, two are born.

Damn vandals!